-When Other People Ask Off At Work-
Them: Hey, can I take off Friday night? My friend’s having a birthday party.
-When I Ask Off From Work-
Me: Can I have Monday night off? I’m not feeling too great about a test that’s coming up and I’d like to try and get to one of the tutoring sessions they only have on Mondays.
Boss: You can’t just ask off a day like that! You should have said something when we made the schedule a month ago! And I recall that last November you asked a night off as well! You can’t take off every week of every month!
Me: Well, I guess it’s okay if I can’t…
Boss: Fine. But just know that I’m doing you a big favor here.
Best part of getting sick on fish and throwing up everywhere? Being able to re-ingest those calories as chocolate heck yeah
The beautiful United States of America.
lmao why did they pick the least Kentucky photo for Kentucky? rly tho